humoric:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

(Quelle: inories, via cellimuffinpurpergurk)

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  • me in class: wait what happened
  • me in class: what do we do
  • me in class: what do we write
  • me in class: when's the test
  • me in class: what is this
  • me in class: how do you do this
  • me in class: what
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Me flirting: come smoke with me

(Quelle: itsjerryjones, via phantomxschmerz)

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disowns:

when you see a big spider on your desk 

image

(Quelle: disowns, via glichy182)

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How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

(Quelle: she-wants-the-eod, via dont-eat-dont-talk-just-smile)

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  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah
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